M E M O R A N D U M
From: Michael J. Merritt, USN Retired/Writer
[email protected]
To: Iowa Public Information Board
Wallace Building, Third Floor
502 East 9th St
Des Moines, IA 50319
All Iowa County Government Bodies
(Electronic Service)
William R. Peterson, ISAC Executive Director
(Electronic Service)
Kristi Harshbarger, ISAC General Counsel
(Electronic Service)
Andrew De Haan, ISAC IT Director
(Electronic Service)
Subj: THE FORM OF THE REYNOLDS WRAP UTILIZED TO STORE AND PRESERVE IOWA’S PUBLIC RECORDS – SECTION 02 OF 04
Ref: 1. 5 U.S.C. § 552 – The Freedom of Information Act
2. 42 U.S.C Chapter 126 – Equal Opportunity For Individuals With Disabilities
3. 42 U.S.C § 12202 – State immunity
4. Iowa Code Title I State Sovereignty and Management, Chapter 22 Examination of Public Records (Open Records)
5. Iowa Code Title I State Sovereignty and Management, Chapter 22 Examination of Public Records (Open Records) – Section 22.3 – Supervision—fees
6. Iowa Code Title I State Sovereignty and Management, Chapter 22 Examination of Public Records (Open Records) – Section 22.8(4.)(d.) – Injunction to restrain examination
7. Iowa Code Title I State Sovereignty and Management, Chapter 22 Examination of Public Records (Open Records) – Section 22.10 – Civil enforcement
8. Iowa Code Title I State Sovereignty and Management, Chapter 23 Public Access to Government Information (Iowa Public Information Board Act) – Section 23.7 – Filing of complaints with the board
9. Iowa Code Title VI Human Services, Chapter 216 Civil Rights Commission
10. Iowa Code Title XV Judicial Branch and Judicial Procedures, Chapter 659 Libel and Slander – Section 659.1 Pleading
11. Iowa Code Title XV Judicial Branch and Judicial Procedures, Chapter 659 Libel and Slander – Section 659.2 Libel — retraction — actual damages.
12. Iowa Code Title XV Judicial Branch and Judicial Procedures, Chapter 659 Libel and Slander – Section 659.3 Retraction — actual, special, and exemplary damages.
13. Title XVI – Criminal Law and Procedure – Iowa Code Chapter 708 – Assault – Iowa Code Section 708.7 – Harassment
Enc: 1. Electronic Mail – City of Newton, IA Attorney Matthew Brick – 08 AUG 2023
2. Electronic Mail – Jasper County, IA IT Help Desk Supervisor Ryan Eaton – 12 APR 2023
3. City Council Meeting – City of Newton, IA – 17 APR 2023
4. Electronic Mail – Iowa Public Information Board – Consolidated – 11/12 JUL 2023
5. Electronic Mail – Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director Erika Eckley – 08 AUG 2023
6. Electronic Mail – Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director Erika Eckley – 13 SEP 2023
7. Electronic Mail – Jasper County, IA IT Help Desk Supervisor Ryan Eaton – 13 SEP 2023
8. The Form of the Constitutional Maverick – Iowa Open Records Request – Iowa State Government Bodies – Consolidated – CM-X2 – Elimination of the Fog of War – Section 03 of 05 – 14 JAN 2024
9. The Form of the Constitutional Maverick – Iowa Open Records Request – Iowa State Government Bodies – Consolidated – CM-X2 – Elimination of the Fog of War – Section 03 of 05 – ***PUBLIC RECORDS REQUEST DELINQUENCY NOTICE*** – 03 MAR 2024
10. Kauffman, Clark. “Persistent Newton Requester Inspires Proposal That Could Limit Iowa Public Records Access.” The Des Moines Register, Iowa Capital Dispatch, 25 Sept. 2023, www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2023/09/25/iowa-public-records-access-could-be-restricted-in-reaction-to-one-man/70936174007/.
11. Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023,iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records/
12. Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 22. “How One Man’s Actions Led to Proposed New Limits on Public-Records Access.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 23 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/22/how-one-mans-actions-led-to-proposed-new-limits-on-public-records-access
13. Complaint – ISCADRB/ICRC/IPIB/OOO – Story County, IA – The Form of Fictional County, IA – 05 MAR 2024
14. Memorandum – The Form of the Reynolds Wrap Utilized to Store and Preserve Iowa’s Public Records – Section 01 of 04 – 11 MAR 2024
1. Complaint – Iowa Public Information Board – State of Iowa Counties – Consolidated
On 14 JAN 2024, county-level government bodies within the State of Iowa were electronically served Enclosure (8.). County-level government bodies that produced evidence of no response to Enclosure (8.) were electronically served a delinquency notice shown in Enclosure (9.) on 03 MAR 2024.
This correspondence provides evidence of the State of Iowa’s disregard and alleged failure to respond to this records request by nearly 82% of county-level Iowa government bodies that logic would suggest is possibly related to the evidence supporting the Iowa Public Information Board’s incompetently executed state-wide attempt to criminalize and produce prejudice against the service-connected mental health disabilities of the originator of this correspondence. At the same time, the Iowa Public Information Board sought expanded political power and jurisdiction that would have negatively impacted the rights of citizens of the State of Iowa in direct violation of Sections 9 and 10 of Article 1 of the Constitution of the State of Iowa and the 5th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. Public records provided by the Iowa Public Information Board reveal the Iowa State Association of Counties was involved in communications with numerous state-wide organizations to serve this end while helping to perpetuate this reality against the citizens of Iowa it allegedly serves.
Suppose at a future point in time it is determined that this failure, as supported by the evidence, is not related to the State of Iowa’s alleged discrimination against service-connected mental health disabilities. In that case, the Iowa Legislature and the people of Iowa need to examine the evidence that shows that approximately 82% of State of Iowa county-level government bodies provided evidence of completely disregarding a request for public records submitted in accordance with Iowa Code Section 22.4(2.). At the same time, the people of Iowa need to assess and determine what value the Iowa State Association of Counties has in our democracy when evidence shows it is involved in communications involving the coordination, development, and planning of proposed legislation intended to allow the restriction of constitutional rights and rights protected by Iowa Code Chapter 22 without the protection of due process of law.
The originator of this correspondence’s ancestral heritage originates from mid-19th century Iowa farmers who settled and farmed the land surrounding what would later be named Sheeder Prairie. The originator of this correspondence respectfully submits the following to the leadership of the State of Iowa: There is a difference between harassing behavior, and the professional and respectful identification and presentation of evidence supporting Iowa bullshit manifested and communicated by what evidence indicates is unethical parties among the ruling class within the State of Iowa. City folk may be removed from this paradigm and must be aware of it. At the same time, persistent record requests are a necessity when dealing with elected leaders such as Jasper County, IA Attorney Scott Nicholson and appointed leadership such as the City of Newton, IA Attorney Matthew Brick, who produce evidence of malicious forms of deceit, false allegations of criminal conduct, and other abuses of power that evidence indicates are vexatious to the rights and liberties of the Iowans the originator of this correspondence served and defended for twenty years of his life.
At the same time, when analyzing the difference between the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director’s testimony (documented in the Iowa Press and public records that she produced) and the originator of this correspondence historical record of communications, one established fact as supported by the evidence quickly becomes apparent: Those who boldly speak the truth in the light of God do not withhold requested names or information with regard to details related to their historical public testimony.
“Eckley declined to identify the person who is making the “automated” requests and abusive comments, although she acknowledged the records requests are, themselves, considered to be public documents in Iowa.
“I don’t feel comfortable sharing the individual’s name,” she said. “This isn’t just one person, but this is — I mean, it was brought up because of that situation, but this is, I don’t believe this is a one-person issue.”
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records/
The evidence shows that the Iowa Court processes public records associating names with charges of alleged conduct and convictions of conduct related to violations of Iowa Code Section 708.7 (Harassment) every day. Why did the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director resist answering Clark Kauffman of the Iowa Capital Dispatch’s question regarding the name of the citizen that she was basing the entire premise of the Executive Director’s proposed Iowa Code Section 23.8A Vexatious requester petition? Ultimately, it would be reasonable to conclude that if the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director’s tax-funded work on the drafting and production of the Iowa Code Section 23.8A Vexatious requester petition were based on truth and a solid ground of ethics as articulated in the Iowa Rules of the Court Chapter 32, she would not have withheld requested details regarding the public narrative that evidence shows she was communicating in August and September of 2023. A philosophical study of deceit and truth provides evidence that the unethical misrepresent and conceal facts supported by evidence that conflicts with the communicated narrative they have chosen to deploy, which they believe will manufacture the future reality they desire.
2. 14 JAN 2024 – Iowa Open Records Request – The Form of the Constitutional Maverick – Summary
Iowa county government Bodies that evidence indicates ignored a public records request related to evidence of the State of Iowa’s discriminatory, incriminating, and abuse of power posture toward Veteran service-connected mental health disabilities: 82% (Note: Poweshiek County, IA Attorney Bart Klaver’s single response has been included in this calculation due to his response only providing evidence of his failure to possess a tenuous grasp of the English language.)
Adair County IA
Adams County IA
Allamakee County IA
Appanoose County IA
Audubon County IA
Benton County IA
Black Hawk County IA
Boone County IA
Bremer County IA
Buchanan County IA
Butler County IA
Carroll County IA
Cedar County IA
Chickasaw County IA
Clarke County IA
Clay County IA
Clayton County IA
Crawford County IA
Dallas County IA
Davis County IA
Decatur County IA
Delaware County IA
Des Moines County IA
Dickinson County IA
Dubuque County IA
Fayette County IA
Floyd County IA
Franklin County IA
Fremont County IA
Grundy County IA
Guthrie County IA
Hamilton County IA
Hancock County IA
Hardin County IA
Harrison County IA
Henry County IA
Howard County IA
Humboldt County IA
Ida County IA
Iowa County IA
Jasper County IA
Jefferson County IA
Jones County IA
Keokuk County IA
Lee County IA
Louisa County IA
Lucas County IA
Madison County IA
Marion County IA
Marshall County IA
Mills County IA
Mitchell County IA
Monroe County IA
Montgomery County IA
Muscatine County IA
Osceola County IA
Page County IA
Palo Alto County IA
Pocahontas County IA
Polk County IA
Pottawattamie County IA
Poweshiek County IA
Ringgold County IA
Sac County IA
Scott County IA
Shelby County IA
Sioux County IA
Story County IA
Tama County IA
Taylor County IA
Union County IA
Van Buren County IA
Wapello County IA
Warren County IA
Washington County IA
Wayne County IA
Webster County IA
Winneshiek County IA
Woodbury County IA
Worth County IA
Wright County IA
Complaints with the Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Review Board are pending against Iowa County Attorneys who, evidence indicates, were electronically served this Iowa public records request in accordance with Iowa Code Section 22.4(2.) and disregarded or failed to provide a proper response while producing evidence of an alleged violation of Iowa Rules of the Court Chapter 32:4.4(a.).
Completed – The Form of the Constitutional Maverick – 14 JAN 2024
Iowa county government bodies that evidence shows properly completed a public records request related to evidence of the State of Iowa’s discriminatory, incriminating, and posture of abuse of power toward Veteran service-connected mental health disabilities: 10%
Calhoun County IA – Completed: 15 JAN 2024 – Fee: $0 – Local/Third-Party
Cass County IA – Completed: 30 JAN 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Cerro Gordo County IA – Completed: 06 MAR 2024 – Fee: $0 – Barracuda Networks
Cherokee County IA – Completed: 07 MAR 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Clinton County IA – Completed: 12 MAR 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Jackson County IA – Completed: 16 JAN 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Johnson County IA – Completed: 21 FEB 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Lyon County IA – Completed: 06 MAR 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Mahaska County IA – Completed: 11 JAN 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Winnebago County IA – Completed: 10 MAR 2024 – Fee: $0 – Microsoft 365
Evidence Supporting Excessive Iowa Government Body Fee IAW Iowa Code Section 22.3
The Form of The Elected Leader Public Records Children’s College Fund (Allegedly)
Iowa county government bodies that evidence shows have provided a fee that is vexatious toward Iowa citizen rights and excessive in accordance with Iowa Code Section 22.3: 3%
Obrien County IA – Fee: $400 – O’Brien County Attorney Katie F. Morgan
Greene County IA – Fee: $759.24 – Greene County Attorney Thomas R Laehn, JD PhD
Kossuth County IA – Fee: $4,615.20 – Kossuth County Attorney Todd M. Holmes
Complaints against Iowa licensed lawyers that have produced evidence of fees inconsistent with identical requests to Iowa government bodies with identical third-party information system providers are being prepared for submission to the Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Review Board and the Iowa Attorney General’s Office. The originator of this correspondence intends to continue collecting and providing the Iowa Legislature with evidence supporting this behavior until it is corrected to protect other citizens from the evidence of this alleged abusive behavior inconsistent with the spirit of Iowa Code Section 22.3. Based on the evidence that indicates that this is both hell and Iowa, the originator of this public records request is fully prepared to continue this work until a freezeover occurs.
Responses Received – Pending – The Form of the Constitutional Maverick – 12 JAN 2024
Iowa county government bodies that evidence shows appropriately responded (pending completion) to a public records request related to evidence of the State Of Iowa’s discriminatory, incriminating, and abuse of power posture toward Veteran service-connected mental health disabilities: 5%
3. The Form of Iowa Governor Kim Reynold’s Iowa Public Criminalization Board
July 2023 IPIB Meeting
Iowa Public Information Board Deputy Director Toresdahl communicated, “I don’t think there is any accusation of a crime” and “That’s not an accusation of a crime.”
Evidence supporting that Iowa Public Information Board Deputy Director Toresdahl’s analysis of the historical record misrepresents the available evidence and that the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director indirectly falsely accused the originator of this correspondence of a criminal act during the 15 SEP 2023 IPIB public meeting and attempted to criminalize the originator of this correspondence by name in electronic mail correspondence is supported by the following evidence:
“We’ve had some issues with individuals filing hundreds of requests and engaging in abuse – what many would consider abusive and harassing conduct related to those,” Eckley told the committee. “And so looking at it there’s not a lot that individuals can do if they’re in that situation. There’s very little that they can do other than to continue to just take the harassment and continue to have to review the information from that individual to make sure they are complying with their (Open Records Law) requirements.”
“I’m not sure if it’s 100 for one specific agency, but there have been hundreds sent out by — across the state — quite extensive,” she said.”
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records/
“Merritt is making 1000s of records requests to
government entities. He has a right to do that. The concern I have is
that he has stated he wants to develop a database of the government
email systems, etc.” She wrote that she was concerned about the
“potential harm that could be done if there is a database that shares
information that could be useful to others to harm these
government systems if bad actors were able to use the information
to insert malware of ransomware.”
“She added that she has “become aware of an individual basically automating across all counties, all school boards, all cities, and such, seeking extensive records and then the communications after that can be quite abusive and harassing.
Eckley declined to identify the person who is making the “automated” requests and abusive comments, although she acknowledged the records requests are, themselves, considered to be public documents in Iowa.
“I don’t feel comfortable sharing the individual’s name,” she said. “This isn’t just one person, but this is — I mean, it was brought up because of that situation, but this is, I don’t believe this is a one-person issue.”
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records/
The below correspondence from Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director Erika Eckley provides evidence of her identification of the originator of this correspondence as the source of automated correspondence across the State of Iowa related to public records requests and complaints with the Iowa Public Information Board. (Note: Evidence in the form of DNS entries in the electronic mail header of the Iowa Public Information Board complaint responses shows the Iowa Public Information Board utilizes automation services provided by Salesforce Inc. Evidence also indicates the Iowa Civil Rights Commission and the Office of the Ombudsman also use some form of automation with their correspondence (specifically responses to submitted complaints).
“I guess that the purpose (of the draft legislation) is to look at if there are ways that we can prevent front-line employees from significant harassing behavior or other things that make it so that they’re not able to do the job, their main job for government,” she said. “It’s not to prevent individuals from filing requests. It’s to address those extreme cases.”
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records/
The Form of the Iowa Licensed Back Pedal
“I don’t feel comfortable sharing the individual’s name,” she said. “This isn’t just one person, but this is — I mean, it was brought up because of that situation, but this is, I don’t believe this is a one-person issue.”
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records
“She added that she has “become aware of an individual basically automating across all counties, all school boards, all cities, and such, seeking extensive records and then the communications after that can be quite abusive and harassing.
Clark Kauffman, Iowa Capital Dispatch September 15. “Proposed Bill Would Block ‘vexatious’ Citizens from Accessing Public Records.” Iowa Capital Dispatch, 15 Sept. 2023, iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/09/15/proposed-bill-would-block-vexatious-citizens-from-accessing-public-records
Legal Disclaimer: In this case, an indirect false allegation of criminal conduct articulates the evidence supporting the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director verbally and publicly communicated (public meeting) an alleged act of criminal conduct (Iowa Code Section 708.7) without mentioning someone’s name. At the same time, the actions described by the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director during the public meeting on 15 SEP 2023 supporting this alleged criminal conduct correlate with the Executive Director’s electronic correspondence with organizations across the State of Iowa while articulating and describing the same actions in public records where the Executive Director mentions the name of the citizen of the State of Iowa (Michael J. Merritt) that is being targeted.
Ultimately, by correlating the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director’s public communications as documented by the Iowa Press during the Iowa Public Information Board’s public meeting on 15 SEP 2023 and in electronic mail public records, it is reasonably determined the actual citizen the Executive Director was communicating an allegation of criminal conduct against while the Executive Director was attempting to expand the political power of the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director’s position and the Iowa Public Information Board. At the same time, the evidence supports a reasonable conclusion the Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director intended to misrepresent the content of public records and deploy a false allegation of criminal conduct to the Iowa Legislature as justification for why the Executive Director and her government body required additional political power that would have allowed the Iowa Public Information Board to restrict citizen’s rights to request public records from a specific Iowa government body for up to one year while violating the citizens of Iowa’s constitutional right to due process.
4. Analysis of the Evidence Supporting the Iowa Legislature’s Citizen Engagement Regarding Electronic-Based Communications, Including a Redress of Grievances
The originator of this Iowa Public Information Board consolidated complaint has received over 100 automated responses from the Iowa Legislature and one newspaper newsroom date request to talk about oral sex and vibrators from Honorable Senator Jeff Reichman in response to multiple years of correspondence regarding domestic abuse, child concealment, evidence supporting the state of Iowa law enforcement ethics, public records access, and other communicated redress of grievances related to constitutional rights and evidence supporting Iowa government body abuse of power.
5. The Form of the Concealment of Freedom Fries
Shipmate: “Merritt, what’s going on with your public records work in the State of Iowa? I heard you were accused of being vaccinated or something.”
Merritt: “The evidence indicates I was accused of being vexatious by the Iowa Public Information Board’s Executive Director Erika Eckley.”
Shipmate: “What does vexatious mean?”
Merritt: “It’s rich people’s talk for, “I don’t have any evidence indicating or supporting that you are guilty of harassment, but since I want to take your rights and liberties away because you are exposing evidence of my historical conduct, I am going to demonize, criminalize, and build unlawful prejudice against you with a word that uses harass/harassment in its definition.”
Shipmate: “I don’t get it bro.”
Merritt: “Ok, check it out. You go to McDonald’s, right.”
Shipmate: “Yeah.”
Merritt: “You’ve gone through the drive-through, right? You have ordered french fries only to get ten blocks down the road and realize they didn’t give you the french fries you requested that you paid for, right?”
Shipmate: “Yeah”
Merritt: “So what did you do,”
Shipmate: “I went back and reported it to the manager and got my french fires because I paid for them.”
Merritt: “Exactly, ok check this out. Now imagine you are ordering public records and Iowa Public Information Board Executive Director Eckley is the public records manager of the McDonalds on the Death Star. You go through the drive-through with your X-Wing and you order some public records from the drive-through clerk Jasper County, IA Attorney Nicholson you pay for them with your tax dollars and then you realize ten blocks down the road Jasper County, IA Attorney Nicholson never gave you the public records that you ordered that you already paid for. You follow?”
Shipmate: “Yeah, Merritt this story is about as boring as your jokes you want to get a soda after this?”
Merritt: “Yeah, relax. Ok, check this out. So now, after you realize you didn’t get the public records you ordered, you go back to the Death Star McDonald’s and tell Manager Eckley you didn’t get your public records. Only this time, instead of the mistake getting corrected, you get throat punched and falsely accused of a crime across the State of Iowa in about five different newspapers.”
Shipmate: “Bro that is totally “effed up,” if I can invoke some City of Newton, IA Attorney Brick vernacular.”
Merritt: “Dude, don’t look at me I didn’t ask for my birth certificate to be stored and preserved here.”
Legal Disclaimer: The use of the phrase “throat punch” in the creative writing “The Form of the Concealment of Freedom Fries” is not intended to communicate an allegation of a violation of Iowa Code Chapter 708 Assault or any other criminal act against any member or employee of the Iowa Public Information Board. The use of the phrase “throat punch” is utilized to provide comedic interpretation and satire regarding the evidence of the Iowa Public Information Board’s attack on citizens’ rights related to freedom of speech, religious expression, and due process protected by Sections 3, 7, 9, and 10 of Article 1 of the Constitution of the State of Iowa and the 1st and 5th Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America.
6. Evidence Supporting the Inconsistency of the State of Iowa’s Tolerance and Criminalization of Public Speech Between the Ruling and Lower Classes.
Disclaimer: The below dialog is an attempt by the originator of this correspondence to reach out and connect with an audience that has provided evidence of preferring Kool-aid over fresh water. It is possible that the originator of this correspondence was, in error, expecting to manifest positive change in the State of Iowa by providing its leadership with detailed electronic correspondence with Iowa Code references and supporting evidence.
People of Iowa,
I have heard about your vexatious records requester; it’s terrible, very sad. Merritt is a complete disaster, a rude, terrible person. ISIS is honoring Merritt. He is the the founder of ISIS. He’s the founder of ISIS ok? He’s the founder! He founded ISIS, and I would say the co-founder would be the laptop where he drafts his public records requests.
I know a lot of words; they are amazing words. But if Merritt weren’t weak, he would tell the leaders of Iowa they are some of the dumbest leaders in the world, we have losers, we have losers. How stupid are our leaders. How stupid are these politicians to allow this to happen to our public records process. How stupid are they?
Merritt is totally corrupt and the worst public records requester in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired and in no condition to request public records, and now he says ahhhhh I don’t remember what public records I requested, ahhhhh, I don’t remember. If we do not stop Merritt’s terrible record requests, his mental health problems will take us right into World War II, very quickly; it’s terrible, very sad. I contacted the Iowa Office of the Chief Information Officer; I know a lot of great people there. They are very special, and I told them Merritt has a spreadsheet with words and web links, and he is a threat to Making America Great Again. They told me Merritt wasn’t doing anything wrong. That’s when I realized they were a fake cyber security team, a complete disaster.
When the Department of Defense discharges its service members, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They are not sending you. They are sending people that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing critical thinking, training, honor, courage, and commitment and horrible things that are going to poison the blood of our country in a future that does not reflect what we were. We must make America Great Again. I don’t like losers. He’s not a Veteran. He’s a veteran because he has a DD-214. He’s a loser and a sucker. I like veterans without health issues. They say I have the most loyal people. Did you ever see that, where I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot Merritt, and I wouldn’t lose any voters? It’s like incredible.
Our public records process is the best in the world; I know many special people at the Iowa Public Information Board, amazing people, the best false accusers of criminal conduct you have ever seen. But to Make America Great Again, we must stop requesting public records. If we make public records available, we will find more cases of injustice, but if we stop requesting and providing public records, we won’t have any more injustice. We will have more reports of injustice than other countries if we continue releasing fake public records. If we stop releasing public records, the fake news will not be able to publish the lies about us that are in our public records.
While I was President, the people of Iowa didn’t have a vexatious records requester. We will have strong and incredible file cabinets protecting our public records. I’m going to build file cabinets. We need the file cabinet. We will build the biggest file cabinets around Grinnell, IA, that you have ever seen, and Merritt will pay for the file cabinets. Then, he will not be able to leave Grinnell, IA, to get his birth certificate in Marshalltown, IA.
No President will keep Iowa safe from Merritt like I can. I will deport Merritt, destroy his computer, ban his books, make sure he cannot get an abortion, and delete his database automations. I know a lot of Biblical scroll writers; they are amazing people, very special. I have all of these Biblical scroll writers calling me and telling me we want to help solve Iowa’s vexatious automated IPIB complaint problem. So I told them we are going to draft the best unautomated Iowa Public Information Board Complaints that you’ve ever seen. We are going to manually write Iowa Public Information Board Complaints that are so old-fashioned that Jesus himself will ask us to write the next Book of the Bible. I have known Jesus and his friends for many years; they are amazing, very special people. They told me about their last supper over 2000 years ago, and I told them they would have never gone hungry if the 2020 election had not been stolen from me. Russia, if you are listening, I hope you can find the 11,780 votes that I am missing in Georgia.
Now that Ron DeSanta Clause has left the presidential race and halted his nightly visits to all 99 Iowa Counties, Governor Reynolds wants to be friends again; it’s terrible, very sad. Governor Kim Reynolds, was the single worst LT Governor in the history of Iowa, and now that she is governor she is trying to document sex changes on the Iowa driver’s license probably so there is no room to document historical DUI/OWIs. We must stop Governor Kim Reynolds Wrap from winning the 2024 presidential election, taking our freedoms, and storing and preserving them in the freezer next to the public records the Iowa Capital Dispatch requests.
People of Iowa vote for Trump in 2024, and I will ensure that Merritt is locked up in a Trump Hospital in Trump Pajamas and a Trump straight jacket with every Star Trek movie and a lifetime supply of Pepsi with an internet connection that only goes to Trump University. We will Make America Great Again together. It doesn’t matter if you are sick, dying, freezing to death, or gasping on your last breath of Iowa Radon; make sure you get to the voting booth and vote Trump so that I can protect your children from our fake public records, and so your family can enjoy a future with Trump Radon in the comfort of their Trump homes.
Respectfully,
GOPalled J. Dump
7. Conclusion – The Form of the Fascist Star
Deceit is a device that produces an intelligently designed immediate impact on the listener. At the same time, producing a reality that will ultimately lead to the destruction of the speaker.
Tyranny is a paradigm the honorable must maintain a tight flight plan through in order to reach the core and location of evidence that fuels its false light.
Naval Aviator #1: “We’ve got to be able to get some kind of reading on the State of Iowa’s public records file cabinets, open or closed.”
NATO Officer:
Naval Aviator #1: “How could they be falsely accusing us of criminal conduct… if we are only requesting public records in accordance with Iowa Code Chapter 22. Break off all public records requests the State of Iowa’s public records file cabinets are still locked and concealed.”
Naval Aviator #2: “I’ve got no reading. Are you sure”
Naval Aviator #1: “Halt all public records requests.”
The Spirit of Admiral Farragut: “Take evasive action, green group move to holding section.”
OOD: “Admiral, we have State of Iowa Imperial Public Safety Cruisers in Section 47.”
The Spirit of Admiral Farragut: “IT’S A TRAP!”
Naval Aviator #1: “State of Iowa Imperial Troopers coming in.”
The Spirit of Admiral Farragut: “The shield is down; commence lawful investigation of the Iowa Public Criminalization Board’s main reactor.”
Naval Aviator #1: “We’re on our way, red group, gold group, all fighters follow me. I told you Merritt would do it. The guy’s jokes maybe horrible, but he is dug in deeper than an Iowa corn stalk.”
Naval Aviator #2: “I’m going in.”
Naval Aviator #1: “Here goes nothing.”
Naval Aviator #1: “Now lock onto the strongest political power source it should be the Iowa Public Criminalization Board’s citizen criminalization and public record concealment generator.”
Naval Aviator #2: “Form up. Stay alert. We could lose our rights, liberties, and access to public accommodations real fast.”
Naval Aviator #1: “Split up and head back to the surface and see if you can get a few of those Iowa State Troopers to follow you.”
Naval Aviator #3: “Copy Gold Leader.”
The Spirit of Admiral Farragut: “We’ve got to give those Iowa public records requesters more time, concentrate all public record requests on the Iowa Department of Public Safety until Commissioner Bayens crawls out of his file cabinet.”
Iowa Imperial Public Safety Officer: “Sir, we’ve lost our bridge public records request deflector shield.”
Iowa Imperial Public Safety Officer: “Intensify the forward concealment batteries. I don’t want any public records requests to get through.”
Iowa Imperial Public Safety Officer: “INTENSIFY FORWARD CONCEALMENT BATTERIES”
Iowa Imperial Public Safety Officer: “TO LATE!”
Naval Aviator #2: “There it is.”
Naval Aviator #1: “Alright, focus your public records requests on the Executive Director’s keywords and email points of contact utilized in her press releases and correspondence.”
Naval Aviator #2: “Copy Gold Leader. I am already on my way out.”
Spirit of Admiral Farragut: “Move the fleet away from this Iowa State Park Toilet.”
The Form of Perseverance
Cipher Hunter: “Good morning, State of Iowa County Attorneys. This is your Captain speaking. Welcome to basic government body transparency art of war maneuvers. As briefed, today’s exercise is public records requests, declarations only, no court documents. We do not violate Chapter 32 of the Iowa Rules of the Court or the Iowa Code. Working as a team, you must criminalize my public records work or else.”
Central IA County Attorney: “Or else what Sir.”
Cipher Hunter: “Or else I gain lawful access to public records you desire not to release while deciphering any provided deceit or misrepresentations of facts regarding public records that were or were not released. If I provide evidence supporting any unethical acts or a failure to release public records in accordance with Iowa Code Chapter 22, you all lose.”
Central IA County Attorney #2: “This guy needs an ego check.”
Northern IA County Attorney “We’ll see to that.”
Central IA County Attorney #3: “Sir, what do you say we put some skin in the game?”
Cipher Hunter: “What do you have in mind.”
Central IA County Attorney: “Who ever loses has to write a 10,000 word paper on the dangers of government body information dominance.”
Cipher Hunter: “Guys, that is a lot of words.”
Central IA County Attorney #4: “Well, they don’t call it an exercise for nothing… Sir and the evidence indicates you type that much every day anyway.”
Cipher Hunter: “You got yourself a deal, let’s turn two.”
Cipher Hunter: “Easy Merritt, let’s try not to rack up more government body communicated false allegations of criminal conduct supported by zero evidence.”
Legal Disclaimer: This correspondence does not communicate a past, present, or future violation of the United States or Iowa Codes. This correspondence provides evidence of the passion within a constitutional poet who refuses to allow the rights and liberties of those he served for twenty years in the United States Navy to be impacted unethically or unlawfully by those who sit around public particle board tables in the State of Iowa who have produced evidence of not possessing the life experience, competence, ownership, or responsibility required to defend the rights, life, and liberty of others.
Respectfully,
Michael J. Merritt, USN Retired/Writer
Founder: phoenixharbor.net
Creative Writer/Musician
Information Warfare Specialist
Information Systems Manager
[email protected]
“Lies and misrepresentations pay for the Iowa Legislature’s bills in Erika’s mErika.”
Cipher Hunter
